Source:- David Ryan, DataConsulting
All members of DataConsulting do like to share a joke or two in the office, just to add a bit of exuberance to the day, so I thought I would share with you our most recent offerings to see what you think!
- I met a girl this weekend who said she recognised me from vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore!
- Looking to meet up with Andy Murray today, I suggested nine but he preferred Tennish!
- Got double charged by a Taxi driver last night, I said “that’s not fair”!
- Tried to catch some fog yesterday…mist!
- A friend tried to annoy me with bird puns…but I soon realised that toucan play at that game!
Not sure if any of these would qualify to be delivered on the comedy circuit any time soon, so I am happy to hear of any of your personal favourites!